it is finished
I have done it. It is 6:30 a.m. and I have successfully finish my work for the spring semester of 2005! I still have 1 1/2 hours to eat!.....I already finished my donuts and coffee from my 3a.m. run earlier tonight. The sun has risen and the birds have been chirping for some time now. I get to sleep at 2p.m. today! Thank God for Kari and her willingness to take care of me while i am under the influene of drugs. I think i am going to ask if i can keep my teeth. Kinda like how you get to keep your tonsils after they take them out....it could sit in a little jar on my desk and be used for many things. Here is a little list i came up with for the jar of my wisdom (teeth)
1. paper-weight
2. conversation piece
3. something better than those little mettal balls that go back and forth hitting each other
4. a temporary egg shaker if i ever wanted to keep a steady beat while playing the guitar.
5. something to roll back and forth on the desk when bored.
6. something to sit next to the picture of my mother
7. something to scare little kids with
8. something to look at and think "i don't remember eating that..."
9. something for others to autograph
10. another thing to clutter my desk
-be sure to pray for me and my fragile mouth the next few days....i'll be sure to have myself video-taped so i can look back and be like..."i did that..." shall be a fun time...
peace, i'm outa here
1. paper-weight
2. conversation piece
3. something better than those little mettal balls that go back and forth hitting each other
4. a temporary egg shaker if i ever wanted to keep a steady beat while playing the guitar.
5. something to roll back and forth on the desk when bored.
6. something to sit next to the picture of my mother
7. something to scare little kids with
8. something to look at and think "i don't remember eating that..."
9. something for others to autograph
10. another thing to clutter my desk
-be sure to pray for me and my fragile mouth the next few days....i'll be sure to have myself video-taped so i can look back and be like..."i did that..." shall be a fun time...
peace, i'm outa here
posted by Josh at 6:34 AM
4 Comments:
Hey, I got your message last night. Just call me when you are feeling up to it. I know it won't be the best thing for you to do tonight - so rest up and good luck.
#11. Something you can show people and say, "Man I was so drunk that night... I don't even remember what we did with the rest of the body..."
#12 throw them at annoying people who come into your room so that they leave
#13 Make a neckless and start chaneling Marlin Brando in Apocolypse Now.
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