single's awareness day....
ah yes...get out the candy and the roses and chocolates....its that time of the year again, "single's awareness day"...after celebrating 18 years of being single on this holiday, i managed to have 3 consecutive years of having a valentine, and now this will be the second one since the breaking of the streak....confused...oh well...i dunno really what to say about this, i've tried to decide which approach i should take....
1) enjoy the day and have some guys over that night that are equally sharing in my feelings of being single and doing manly things...like belching, poker, farting, video games, punching each other in the throat...oh and burning something....
2) be grumpy and attempted to puke and make gagging noises everytime i see a couple on campus...and with lcc...i will probably be dry-heaving before i even get out of my car.
3) buy a dozen roses and walk around campus...and when a single and attractive gal asks me who they are for, present them to her and then claim her as my valentine...
or...
4) hold a singles awareness day party (inspired by Super Dave...the idea of a party, not the activities...) and have anyone and everyone that is single come over and enjoy each-other's company...and play single games, like you would at some jr. high or high school party...like "spin the bottle"...but we'd update it...call it...."spin the cell phone or random object in the room such as a cat".....or play the game..."suck-n-blow"...you know, that game where you'd get in a circle and try to pass the card around on your mouth by getting it stuck on your lips, and if the card fell, chances are you'd get to kiss open-mouthed w/ the person next to you...(you'd of course be arranged...guy, girl, guy, girl...) but with the way my luck was back in the day...I'd always end up having the card fall off of my mouth before even making it close to the girl next to me and thus still making me the biggest loser of those games......okay, so forget that game.......but i'd serve some snacks or candies and instead of KISS ME or HUG ME or BE MINE on them, they'd say stuff like....HELLS YEAH or SUPER or MURPH or COOL or POOP or BRICK and i'd probably have a vase full of dead roses, just for fun....
So, with that in mind....i think i'll go w/ trying all 4 of these things....i dunno....we'll see what happens i guess....who knows..i guess there is a chance i could get a valentine for tomorrow.....hahahahaha...yeah right....wishful thinking, i know
1) enjoy the day and have some guys over that night that are equally sharing in my feelings of being single and doing manly things...like belching, poker, farting, video games, punching each other in the throat...oh and burning something....
2) be grumpy and attempted to puke and make gagging noises everytime i see a couple on campus...and with lcc...i will probably be dry-heaving before i even get out of my car.
3) buy a dozen roses and walk around campus...and when a single and attractive gal asks me who they are for, present them to her and then claim her as my valentine...
or...
4) hold a singles awareness day party (inspired by Super Dave...the idea of a party, not the activities...) and have anyone and everyone that is single come over and enjoy each-other's company...and play single games, like you would at some jr. high or high school party...like "spin the bottle"...but we'd update it...call it...."spin the cell phone or random object in the room such as a cat".....or play the game..."suck-n-blow"...you know, that game where you'd get in a circle and try to pass the card around on your mouth by getting it stuck on your lips, and if the card fell, chances are you'd get to kiss open-mouthed w/ the person next to you...(you'd of course be arranged...guy, girl, guy, girl...) but with the way my luck was back in the day...I'd always end up having the card fall off of my mouth before even making it close to the girl next to me and thus still making me the biggest loser of those games......okay, so forget that game.......but i'd serve some snacks or candies and instead of KISS ME or HUG ME or BE MINE on them, they'd say stuff like....HELLS YEAH or SUPER or MURPH or COOL or POOP or BRICK and i'd probably have a vase full of dead roses, just for fun....
So, with that in mind....i think i'll go w/ trying all 4 of these things....i dunno....we'll see what happens i guess....who knows..i guess there is a chance i could get a valentine for tomorrow.....hahahahaha...yeah right....wishful thinking, i know
posted by Josh at 8:36 PM
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or in your case none of the above...
lol...touche...touche....yeah, it wasn't the "single's awareness day" that i had in mind, but i'm glad it went the way it did...
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