from "single's awareness day" gone bad, to a hockey game w/ Jeremy Camp and a Gyro
Well, lets see....
for starters...
"Single's Awareness Day" went sour...it was the complete opposite for me of how I originally thought the day was going to be....well, i don't want to give away too many details or many names away since i'm thinking eventually i'll probably write a book of how all of this has happened and gone down...plus i'm sure i'll make millions and millions of pennies from it being a top seller in the Netherlands...here is a series of short stories...well maybe just 2 short stories of whats gone down...
1) "single's awareness day" might as well of been called "squeaky, sweep the ladies (or lady) off their feet today, day"...
(very long story short...i only give major points....)
-i joked w/ a girl to come over to my house and there would be flowers there for her since she made a comment how she wouldn't be getting any today (v-day)
-she came over that night....(i was surprised, but i did have a bit of hope in the back of my mind when telling her to come over)
-she didn't expect to get flowers...she was surprised
-we hung out for the remainder of the night and visited w/ my roommate, whos name may or may not rhym w/ bill wiley...and his valentine...
the ironic and funny thing of this, is that this was the first time we had hung out together...a very nice evening...
...to comeplete the night...my roommate, "bill wiley" and I watched a romantic movie...House on Haunted Hill after the ladies left...
-i then had to sit in front of the tribal committee...General Harrison, Brother Polley, Sister Brendon, and the gigly boys...(Hammer and Thomas)...i explained...they laughed, hammer cried, and we all had a good time....
2) a hockey game w/ Jeremy Camp
-this gal I got flowers for on v-day came along w/ me and 15 others to the Rivermen game last night. Following the game, Jeremy Camp put on a concert...
-Rivermen won, 3-2 and there were some fights too!....one fight was with-in the first three minutes of the game!
-Great seats!
-Great food!
-Great company!
-I had a lot of fun and it was a very very enjoyable night
-the concert could have been better if they actually turned up Jeremy Camp's mic.
-Jeremy Camp told a story of his wife, who after only being married for a month, died of cancer. His story brought me to tears...very touching!
So there ya have it. To finish it off, tonight, two of my roomies, one of which was "Bill Wiley" the other, whos name might rhym with Yonny Pornell, went to the Idle Hour Inn. They had Gyros, which were amazing! Here is the problem we faced...we think Idle Hour is a lesbian bar. After we sat down, we noticed a table of two ladies sitting together, so what, oh, no......then we noticed how there were only ladies working, and they looked rather butch....then another couple of ladies walked in and sat down together...but then it really got weird after two much older ladies walked in and sat down together. the three of us looked at each other and decided to get out of there....
-then during the writing of this blog, Super Dave hit me over the head with a brick and typed the following:
i've never heard of how stupid squeaky really is and the fact that he does not know how to use proper english grammar. Not to mention the fact that he is a big tool, ok not a big tool, maybe a pocket sized tool, but a tool nonetheless...
-I then woke up only find myself tied up...i then broke the rope and wrestled Super Dave until he tapped out...we called it a draw, cause we both knew if he would have used his round-house kick he taught Chuck Norris, I would have surely died...
the end
for starters...
"Single's Awareness Day" went sour...it was the complete opposite for me of how I originally thought the day was going to be....well, i don't want to give away too many details or many names away since i'm thinking eventually i'll probably write a book of how all of this has happened and gone down...plus i'm sure i'll make millions and millions of pennies from it being a top seller in the Netherlands...here is a series of short stories...well maybe just 2 short stories of whats gone down...
1) "single's awareness day" might as well of been called "squeaky, sweep the ladies (or lady) off their feet today, day"...
(very long story short...i only give major points....)
-i joked w/ a girl to come over to my house and there would be flowers there for her since she made a comment how she wouldn't be getting any today (v-day)
-she came over that night....(i was surprised, but i did have a bit of hope in the back of my mind when telling her to come over)
-she didn't expect to get flowers...she was surprised
-we hung out for the remainder of the night and visited w/ my roommate, whos name may or may not rhym w/ bill wiley...and his valentine...
the ironic and funny thing of this, is that this was the first time we had hung out together...a very nice evening...
...to comeplete the night...my roommate, "bill wiley" and I watched a romantic movie...House on Haunted Hill after the ladies left...
-i then had to sit in front of the tribal committee...General Harrison, Brother Polley, Sister Brendon, and the gigly boys...(Hammer and Thomas)...i explained...they laughed, hammer cried, and we all had a good time....
2) a hockey game w/ Jeremy Camp
-this gal I got flowers for on v-day came along w/ me and 15 others to the Rivermen game last night. Following the game, Jeremy Camp put on a concert...
-Rivermen won, 3-2 and there were some fights too!....one fight was with-in the first three minutes of the game!
-Great seats!
-Great food!
-Great company!
-I had a lot of fun and it was a very very enjoyable night
-the concert could have been better if they actually turned up Jeremy Camp's mic.
-Jeremy Camp told a story of his wife, who after only being married for a month, died of cancer. His story brought me to tears...very touching!
So there ya have it. To finish it off, tonight, two of my roomies, one of which was "Bill Wiley" the other, whos name might rhym with Yonny Pornell, went to the Idle Hour Inn. They had Gyros, which were amazing! Here is the problem we faced...we think Idle Hour is a lesbian bar. After we sat down, we noticed a table of two ladies sitting together, so what, oh, no......then we noticed how there were only ladies working, and they looked rather butch....then another couple of ladies walked in and sat down together...but then it really got weird after two much older ladies walked in and sat down together. the three of us looked at each other and decided to get out of there....
-then during the writing of this blog, Super Dave hit me over the head with a brick and typed the following:
i've never heard of how stupid squeaky really is and the fact that he does not know how to use proper english grammar. Not to mention the fact that he is a big tool, ok not a big tool, maybe a pocket sized tool, but a tool nonetheless...
-I then woke up only find myself tied up...i then broke the rope and wrestled Super Dave until he tapped out...we called it a draw, cause we both knew if he would have used his round-house kick he taught Chuck Norris, I would have surely died...
the end
posted by Josh at 7:52 PM
5 Comments:
and you will still surely die since you are telling the world that we wrestled to a draw, a roundhouse kick to the face is coming your way.
when the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks the closet for super dave...
I was going to say... the only truly unbelievable part of this blog is that Super Dave tapped. Super Dave does not tap. I'm pretty sure he would bite off his own arm and hit you in the face with it rather than tap.
I found the part about the ladies totally believable. You're the man.
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so i may have been wrong...super dave and i wrestled until i tapped out, sorry, i must have been dazed and confused from the brick to the head, but nontheless, we called it a draw because if either one of us attempted a roundhouse kick, we both know that phil would have come from downstairs and punch us both in the throat and would declaired himself as the king of the hill....
So, who's the girl?
funny, Super Dave and Lucas joke about me making Super Dave tap, and Lindy gets right down to it...."who's the girl"....oh, wait, Lucas and Super both met the girl and know who she is....i sorry....
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